I need an extreme vacation

**Lefty** · February 19th, 2004, 05:33 PM

Silly girl, I obviously meant little noses. Can't help but wonder if their sense of touch is heightend...

**~*Mz.Chievous*~** · February 20th, 2004, 04:27 PM

and i was thinking about short legs

**Lefty** · February 25th, 2004, 06:51 PM

I seem to remember this awfully insensitive song about certain handicaps, some ten years ago...

Who sang that?

**~*Mz.Chievous*~** · February 28th, 2004, 10:45 AM

the short dick man song?

**The Lady Belle** · February 29th, 2004, 08:46 AM

Short People by Randy Newman

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here